I'm Not Charles and Welcome to the Harbowl
There is so much to catch up on. First off, obviously I’m not a good blogger. Secondly, 2013??? Uh, Mayans, can you say “WRONG MUCH”!!! I missed a lot of laughs in the past six or so months. There were so many pertinent social phenomena on which you were probably looking for someone’s wry, irreverent, wacky opinion, specifically someone NOT named Charles. I am sorry I let...
I'm Not Charles!: I'm not Charles and the Oscars... →
imnotcharles: Yo whats up internet? Not much, just chilling. Cool so let’s get into it. The Oscars are this Sunday and people have some serious opinions about them: who’s going to win, who should win, who’ll never win, who’s hosting, who’s not hosting, will it be funny, is it relevant, what’re the Golden… I CALLED THE FEY/POEHLER HOSTING TEAM FIRST
The Chase is the Thing and the Thing is the Chase
thechrisgethardshow: For Chris: I’ve always really wanted to get into acting and/or comedy but I’m terrified of failing at it. How do you get the courage to perform? - Anonymous Here’s a question I answer on a pretty frequent basis. I will happily go off on this topic, as I think I have some unique experiences that allow me to offer some perspective that might help you. Read More I got...
I'm not Charles and this is fair warning
I realized I’ve been doing this blogging thing all wrong. Starting at this moment, I’m Not Charles will transition into what a real tumblr is supposed to be. Less sporadic, long-winded essays from me, and more posting multimedia shit I think is funny, plus sporadic long-winded essays from me. You’ve been warned.
I'm Not Charles and I Like Ice Cream
I think I have consistency problems. In my stool. My stool has a weird consistency. Nah, that’s a joke. I just mean I have problems updating this blog regularly. And the last few posts have been super personal, whiny type shit and that’s not what I’m about. So I decided to lighten the mood of this blog today and have some fun with it. And what’s more fun than ice cream?...
I'm Not Charles and Where Have I Been?
Hello internet. It’s be a little bit of a while. I’ve been getting a lot of feedback from fans asking to write another blog because the last one ended on kind of a depressing note…Wait scratch that, I’ve gotten no feedback. As you know if you read the last post, I ended a relationship two months ago that has proved to be an important moment in my life. But don’t...
I'm not Charles and I hate couples
Look, I’m going to try not to get too emotional with this short essay (that’s what these are right? I’m getting graded? No? Then why am I writing this), but if I’m being totally honest with you people, I was once half of a couple. Until very recently I was in a pretty serious relationship. The idea for the topic of annoying couples came from a hilarious conversation I had...
I'm not Charles and I'm not Charles
Hello again. Thanks for your continued readership. I’m sure at this point you either know me or you at least know that I am not Charles. If you know me you are no doubt wondering, why is Brett making this so goddamn confusing? If you don’t know me you’re probably wondering, who the hell is Charles then? To my friends: I honestly don’t know. I needed a username for twitter...
I'm not Charles and I'm moving.
Oh hey internet. Sorry it’s been a few weeks. I’ve been busy. With what? Uhh I don’t know just busy. Look I don’t have to answer to you—ouch, you’re hurting me, please let go, internet, I’m sorry ok? I’m sorry, you’re hurting me, ouch! That was kind of offensive to people in abusive relationships. So I’m sorry. Not sorry enough to press...
I'm not Charles and the Oscars are coming.
Yo whats up internet? Not much, just chilling. Cool so let’s get into it. The Oscars are this Sunday and people have some serious opinions about them: who’s going to win, who should win, who’ll never win, who’s hosting, who’s not hosting, will it be funny, is it relevant, what’re the Golden Globes, who’s BAFTA? The Blogosphere is filled with shit about the...
I'm not Charles and I have (had) a beard.
Considering the breakout success of my first blog post, I decided to keep the hits coming. I know that a total of four people read my first blog, and thats four times more than my expected readership. My blog got two Facebook likes, as well as two personal text messages telling me how funny I am. Full disclosure, one was from my girlfriend (sorry ladies) and the other from a close friend. But when...
I'm not Charles and I like the Giants.
So two days ago the New York Football Giants won the Super Bowl. That was awesome, right? Alot of people might be saying, “Nah, I’m a Jets fan,” or “Nah, I’m a Cowboys fan,” or “Nah, I’m a mongoloid and I eat my own feces.” I’m here to set the record straight. No matter who you really like, its actually great that the Giants won. Or at...
My First Blog
Hey everyone! First time, long time. I’ve been a fan of the internet for a dog’s age. But this is my first attempt at blogging, fueled by my recent success on twitter via @imnotcharles (I got 66 followers, NBD) and the fact that I have an ego. Love, Brett